The other day, I was standing in the kitchen, talking to my mom. And in a tray on the table, thawing, was a turkey. This same turkey had been thawing on the counter for several hours before being moved to the table. The turkey was huge, like, Thanksgiving huge. And all day as this huge [...]
Posts Tagged ‘randomness’
I Like Big Boobs. Sorry
Posted in family, Funny, life, tagged family, Funny, life, personal, randomness on August 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Pitbull Attack
Posted in Funny, life, The "Kids", tagged Funny, life, Lucy, ouch, pain, personal, randomness on August 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ha. Totally Kidding…sorta. This here is what I’d like to call a friendly attack. Just goes to show how strong my girl is. She merely jumped up on my leg while we were on a walk and this is the result. Looks pretty bad right? Yesterday it was only a red welt. I thought [...]
I Really Should Take A Break
Posted in Funny, life, tagged Funny, life, personal, randomness, stupid on August 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Alrighty. So there was a bee/ant/some sort of flying, stinging thing, in my room the other day. Two days ago, to be exact. I seen it flying around and before I had a chance to, you know, kill it, it dive bombed my head. I ducked. It tried again. In the midst of all this [...]
Pointless Ramblings
Posted in life, tagged alone, beach, hopeful, life, personal, randomness, wilmington on June 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
This has been the longest weekend of my life… OK so maybe I’m exaggerating a little. It probably hasn’t been the longest weekend of my life but it feels like it has lasted an eternity. I’ve kept my phone off since sometime Friday, and if I could, I’d keep it off forever. It’s just easier [...]
