Who Is McWillis?

 

 

OK so I have a real name…but for blogging purposes I will be known as McWillis.

McWillis is a made up word. A made up “Irish” word to be exact. The made up Irish word for *cough* vagina  the female anatomy. All credit for that word goes to my boyfriend whom we’ll just call “C”. It’s a long story that involves [possibly too much] curiosity, a little jealousy at the fact that I didn’t have my own made up word for the female anatomy and someone else did [although I didn't know the word was made up or had a meaning at the time], quite a bit of originality, on “C’s” part, and being special enough to have my abnormal request granted. [FYI, there is a made up Australian word for it too, and no, you will never know.]

 I’m 21 years old. I’m a little…unique. [Just in case the first part didn't clue you in.] I have a boyfriend. ["C"] And I’ve owned dated him for almost 2 years. [Just kidding honey, I love you.] I have two kids at this time. A pitbull named Lucy and an orange cat named Nemo. I am a phlebotomist but I do not work as one.  I work as a nanny and occasionally as a pet sitter. I was born in Georgia, but I’ve lived where I live now, all my life since. Yes, I do indeed find that to be an incredibly boring fact.  I will be going to school in August to get an A.A in Elementary Education. I will then transfer to another college [that just so happens to be located within scooter/golf cart/bicycle/maybe even walking, distance from a beach] and get a B.A. in Elementary Education with [hopefully] a minor in Special Needs Education.

 I practice Christianity. No I’m not perfect, nor do I think I am. It’s very important that I never give the impression that my faith is one of convenience because that would not be the case. I’m not going to be the christian that creates a reason for non-Christians to stay that way. I want to set a good example. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink….unless it has the words Pina’ and/or Colada in the name…I don’t currently, nor have I ever, done drugs but yet I’ve somehow acquired the health problems of someone five times my age.

Doctors’ found cancer cells on my cervix around February/March of 08′, so I guess technically you could say I’ve had cervical cancer, albeit was a very quick process. I had surgery a few weeks later and the cells were removed. Oh happy day! I now have the joy of getting pap smears every four months and while I’m glad they’re keeping a close eye on things, I’m pretty sure my gyno could pick my genitalia out of a lineup by now.

I come from a very small, not always so close knit, family. There is usually some form of family drama going on. ”C” comes from a very large, very close knit, Italian family on one side, and a very large southern family on the other. They get along very well. It’s an interesting blend. I guess it balances out what would otherwise drive me insane. Don’t get me wrong, I love my family, we just don’t always see eye to eye. I always wanted to be part of a big family and I know I’ll get my wish someday.

I’m terrified of aquariums, boogers, and mascots. I like to laugh and find strange things funny, including but not limited to: people falling down in front of  me [if they aren't injured it's freaking funny and you know it!], weird sounding farts, and most drunk people. I am clumsy and accident prone. Stairs have tried to murder me many times…I’m not a fan of stairs. I tend to have random cases of “word vomit” but I always mean well, I promise. I absolutely despise the thought of someone not liking me or even worse, hating me. I’m a people pleaser and at times I take that too far [no, not like that]. I’m learning boundaries. I would like to keep every stray animal I find, but I’ve been told that I can’t and it’s extremely unfair. I’m adventurous. I like being outside more than I like being inside. The girl in the Dierks Bentley song “Feel that Fire’ is me. Seriously.

 That’s pretty much McWillis in a nutshell…

But there’s way more to learn about the mechanics of McWillis so you’ll just have to keep on reading the blog to find out. I promise it won’t totally bore you. Well, most days anyway. There will be plenty of juicy nuggets to stumble upon as I write of the daily goings on in my life as well as tidbits of info that I find interesting. And by golly there will be pictures! I have hopes that at least someone will read this blog and actually enjoy it but then again I had high hopes for Obama not getting into office. We can’t always get what we want…